t o pÝÝ 3 0 ñ APRIL 1, 2002 APRIL FOOLS DAY CHART

* NOTE: this chart is an april fools day joke! *

compiled by sarah p. stone, music director and part-time pirate.

#ÝÝ ARTIST

RECORDING

LABEL

1 ÝSTRING TRIBUTE TO GREEN DAYÝ

Various Artists

Vitaminic

2 ÝBUILT TO SPILLÝÝ

Keep it Like a Secret ÝÝ

WB

3 ÝGAY DADÝ

We Were Supposed to Be Big ÝÝ

Pop Tones

4 ÝTRAVISÝ

Turn, Turn, Turn: Repeats in Threes Ý

Independiente

5 ÝINDUSTRIAL COVERS: MADONNA

Various Artists

Maverick

6 ÝSUGAR RAYÝÝ

14:59 ÝÝ

Atlantic

7 ÝJARED LETOÝ

I wanna be sedated EP Ý

Bedford Falls

8 ÝOFFSPRINGÝÝ

Americana ÝÝ

Columbia

9 ÝBECKÝÝ

Mutations ÝÝ

DGC

10 ÝPUYAÝÝ

Fundamental ÝÝ

MCA

11 ÝDINGOES ATE MY BABYÝÝ

Shadows ÝÝ

Whedon

12 ÝREMÝÝ

Up ÝÝ

Warner Bros.

13 ÝPINEHURST KIDSÝÝ

Minnesota Hotel

Four Alarm

14Ý LAGWAGONÝÝ

Let's Talk About Feelings ÝÝ

Fat Wreck Chords

15Ý GARTH BROOKSÝÝ

Jesus Rocks: Christian Prayers (in French) ÝÝ

Opry

16 ÝPOSTER CHILDRENÝÝ

New World Record ÝÝ

spinART

17 ÝWILLIAM SHATNERÝÝ

I Make You Think of Priceline ÝÝ

RCA

18 ÝSHAKIRAÝÝ

Look at My Belly, Look at My Belly You Bitch ÝÝ

MCA

19 ÝE.S.T.ÝÝ

Somewhere Else Before Ý

Columbia

20 ÝJJ72ÝÝ

jj72 ÝÝ

Columbia

21 ÝMY BROTHER ALÝÝ

In the Bathtub ÝÝ

My Brother Al Records

22 ÝNUTRASWEETÝ

So like, what's the deal with this stuff? Ý

I mean, really

23 ÝGUYS AND DOLLSÝÝ

Broadway Recording ÝÝ

RCA/Victor

24 ÝEMO DIARIES 8ÝÝ

I look at myself in the mirror and cry for hours ÝÝ

Deep Elm

25 ÝTOM CLANCYÝÝ

Reading: Hunt for Red October ÝÝ

BMG

26 ÝRAFFIÝÝ

All These Kids Make Me Touch Myself ÝÝ

Holywar

27 ÝDEEP BLUE SOMETHINGÝÝ

23 versions of "Breakfast at Tiffanyís" ÝÝ

BMG

28 ÝNEIL DIAMONDÝÝ

Sings the Songs of Ministry ÝÝ

Sanctuary

29 ÝMINISTRYÝÝ

Sings the Songs of Neil Diamond ÝÝ

Festival

30 ÝNEW KIDS ON THE BLOCKÝ

Movie Careers Went Bust ÝÝ

CMJ

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#ÝÝ ARTIST

RECORDING

LABEL

1 ÝCHEMICAL BROTHERSÝÝ

We're "Q"'s Bitches ÝÝ

Global Underground

2 ÝBASEMENT JAXXÝÝ

Too Much X, Too Little Time ÝÝ

Global Underground

3 ÝBISÝÝ

Hey, We're Not Japanese, Dammit ÝÝ

Global Underground

4Ý ORBÝÝ

Electronic tribute to Bob Dylan ÝÝ

Global Underground

5 ÝDANNY TENAGLIAÝÝ

Some Not-Even-Released Song (Penis Remix) ÝÝ

Global Underground

6 ÝJAMIROQUAIÝ

Canned Heat (47-minute Extended Mix) ÝÝ

Global Underground

7 ÝGROOVE 2: THE COMEDOWNÝ OST

Various Artists ÝÝ

Global Underground

8 ÝGAP:Ý THE TECHNO ALBUM (INSTORE PLAY SPRING 2002 MIX)ÝÝ

Various Artists ÝÝ

Global Underground

9 ÝANTHONY PAPPAÝ

Global Underground 24 - Samoa Ý

Global Underground

10 ÝGORILLAZÝÝÝ

D-Squared Sides ÝÝ

Damon's Sellout

1 ÝHEY, THAT'S MY BIKEÝ

Nobody Can Eat 50 Eggs Ý

Jersey

2 ÝSUZANNE VEGAÝÝ

Tom's Album: International Covers of Tom's Diner Ý

Columbia

3 ÝKLFÝ

3 AM Eternal Ý

Berlin

4 ÝCINDERELLAÝÝ

Long Cold Winter ÝÝ

Mercury

5 ÝNELSONÝÝ

Blonde is as Blonde Does: Matthew, Don't Touch Me Like That ÝÝ

Geffen